The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (November 5, 2024)

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    My mother thought she was the spider I was talking about and then assumed I was my father
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    13:38 55 2 T Mother It was in your car door Don't call me names. I will disconnect your phone It's seems to gender you. I will see you later. I will look into the phone issue until your mouth can get better There was never a spider like that here. The cats would have scared it away. Unless this is your dad talking which would not surprise me. I will see you later. Keep your dad off the phone. I will have to get security on it. Today 12:43 I think that's illegal mother Also, proof + Text Message
  • 03
    because i'm dating my girlfriend.
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    22:05 Ringer < Today 19:18 Things completely makes sense to me everything does Nothing. 30 B what ok then You said to say out of your business. So I will. But this whole thing is soooo screed Screwed until you have something nice to say to me i would prefer if we didn't talk I haven't said anything mean, I don't know what you're talking about I am just not understanding why things turned out the way they did. This isn't what we taught what we believe it's 100% the opposite and I will never be OK
  • 05
    looks like we aren't talking. And whoever told you it was right, it's just downright sick I have learned so much stuff recently We don't know how to wake you up and see + iMessage bye. Delivered
  • 06
    I get this for my unforgivable mistake of saying "mhm" instead of yes
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    > 3:03 1 CT Carlos > Do you need a ride today So your friend is gonna take you home 1 Reply is that No yes means yes is that 5G+ 15 DO No Mhm Mhm means yes If I had to be specific it's more of an onomatopoeia But yes I have a ride
  • 08
    I don't give a what it is, if your mom and I ask you a question an appropriate response is warranted. We are not your friends | + ¡Message Ok geez Delivered
  • 09
    If you saw my last post- here are other wild texts my mom has sent this year
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    10 3 People > Thu, vidy 30 al 5.30PM Mummy After speaking with your eldest brother, it has been decided that I am better off dying than living. I will therefore change my status to DNR. Thus the next time I go into kidney failure, they will not send me out. I'm telling all of you this because we really aren't a close family. That's probably my fault just as everything else is my fault. But after listening to give me sh and scream at me, I'm tired of living. None of you want kids and the dogs don
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    12 12:30 3 People > . 5G+ Mummy Oh f you and your father. When my mother died, YOUR FATHER OFFERED ME NO SUPPORT, YOU STUPID HALFBREED I turned completely to my music for support. I was 9 months pregnant with you and I DID NOT DRINK ANY ALCOHOL. You were early because I was so depressed my body started to shut down. Would that have happened if your dear father was so "supportive"??? Your father offered me SWEET FI ALL. THATS WHY I LEFT HIM. HE WAS A SELFISH SH WHO WAS ANGRY THAT HIS MOTHER GAVE
  • 12
    my paranoid violent mom threatened my dad
  • 13
    for context, im 16, my dad and my mom are divorced, and he has full custody of me since my mom isnt in the right mindset for children and is abusive. she doesnt like my dad at all. last night she said me a bunch of these wild texts.. it started because i wouldnt pick up her calls because it was 12 and i wasnt awake, i hadnt texted her in a couple days. the blanked out stuff is my name.
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    10:36- Σ mom > 94 Yesterday 11:16 PM i was sleeping sorry Why are you sorry You shouldn't be i was at work You have no reason to be sorry You tell your dad if he keeps messing with me I'm going to file a protective order against him again. Tell him I'm not lost on everything that's going on and he's got me f***** up Am i? What the is going on? + Text Message ⚫ SMS
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    10:36 < Σ mom > • what are you talking about? Who are you working for and what is going on what???? i work at subway?? What did you do on halloween? And I we got to be honest if I can't protect you nobody will what are u talking about im safe please stop I'm not talking about if + Text Message • SMS 94
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    10:36- M mom > I'm not talking about if you're safe safe is a long work You don't need that life. can i go to bed. Are you f****** kidding me Are you in some sort of gang gang gang gang is that what it is ******* are you f** serious right now what? mom are you okay You tell him yep mom's perfect and if need be she + Text Message • SMS • 94
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    10:37 < Σ mom > You tell him yep mom's perfect and if need be she will do what needs to be done to get it done however you've got Mom f***** up 94 what did i do? is that really what's going on what are you talking about You have done nothing wrong sweetheart it's using control You're a princess I love you so much don't worry about nothing im goign to talk to you tomorrow okay? i love + Text Message • SMS L
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    10:38 > Σ mom Who did that to you? Ask him why mom still alive? And why still alive And ask him what he'd do if a mother f***** slit his throat Why is mama alive? Don't do anything for your mama's life I would rather die Then you live in some ****** up world that they got going on Today 1:26 AM | is your dad doing to • you + Text Message • SMS . J
  • 19
    my sister and mom got into a rlly big fight
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    22 mommy > what the hell were you thinking??? you literally told haylee to kill herself over rent?? What do you mean? I did not She is full Of shit i really doubt it Making up all sorts of shit I have the video what happened on ur side then look i have really really tried to be neutral with this but i believe haylee i love you with all my heart but you have been doing crazy things
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    17 mommy > She disfigured my face cause I was trying to talk to her, I told her don't hit me again cause she's done it twice in the past three weeks or so, and when I said that she leaned back and head, butted me in the mouth for absolutely no reason at all then she ran outside after she called the ambulance because she figured she getting less trouble I guess and called somebody telling him that I said I didn't love her anymore I will let you hear the whole thing on the video. I tried to tell h
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    17 mommy > audiu alu I will send it to you i love you but i believe haylee Whatever Has she told you about punching me in the head twice now for no reason at all she's ☐ going crazy. She needs to get off the drugs. you are the one on drugs why the wont you admit it? we keep hounding you about this and doing this because we care and want you to get better you keep showing signs or being on drugs and we want to help please just let us help you
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    22 mommy > Whatever Has she told you about punching me in the head twice now for no reason at all she's | going crazy. She needs to get off the drugs. you are the one on drugs why the wont you admit it? we keep hounding you about this and doing this because we care and want you to get better you keep showing signs or being on drugs and we want to help please just let us help you were gonna come over today to get haylees stuff She's in the wrong and she knows it
  • 24
    Becky Active Now 12:43 PM Not trying to mend relationships? I have been accused of horrible things, called horrible names, blamed for things I would never do. I feel like all of you have me labeled and I can't change that. I'm hated for I don't even know what. Talked about like you guys know my life. But in all actuality I don't think any of you care to know me or get to know me. Your minds are set and I am emotionally drained from trying to set you straight. I'm sorry but since my mom died I've
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    Becky Active Now this horrible person you all think of me as I've had the best of intentions always. But I know you say I'm a huge liar?!?!? So take it how you do. Just know that I'm here if you guys need someone. But I can't be the person you're trying to make me out as Nor can I be whatever is is you say I was not. I'm me and I am sorry if I'm not good enough. I can't and don't want to try to live up to the expectations of something I'm not. I don't know where I went so wrong to make everyone
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    Becky Active Now I was never a real mom or did anything for any of you anyway. So it shouldn't be much different. Sorry I was a sh. I'm not trying to tell you guys anything anymore, I can't stand that no one listens anyway. And if my own kids can treat me this way I feel that all hope is lost in saving any kind of relationship. I'm not gonna be someone's fall guy for all the blame in everyone's life. And I'm sure as f not gonna be a punching bag anymore. I have to figure out how to pay to fix my
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    ° Becky Active Now I was never a real mom or did anything for any of you anyway. So it shouldn't be much different. Sorry I was a sh. I'm not trying to tell you guys anything anymore, I can't stand that no one listens anyway. And if my own kids can treat me this way I feel that all hope is lost in saving any kind of relationship. I'm not gonna be someone's fall guy for all the blame in everyone's life. And I'm sure as f not gonna be a punching bag anymore. I have to figure out how to pay to fix

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